sixpenceee:

don’t date someone that promises you forever. date someone who acknowledges that life happens, that people change, that things may get in the way. date someone who despite knowing all of that, tries their hardest for your relationship. 

(Source: dirtystancing)

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

"I care. It fucking terrifies me how much I care."
— Midnight thoughts  (via hefuckin)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

(Source: fuckingsushi)

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec rewatch → 3.06 “indianapolis”

(Source: tehunicornjesus)

  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA